Adult Costumes #2: Sag, Flap, and Roll

So, I'm back again with some of my favorite "funny" adult costumes available this year from the Interwebz. Today's subset is one that I find particularly ridiculous (not to mention, you know, kinda awful on principle) - ugly, old, and obese women. Now, you might think: "Really? Are there that many costumes like that?" And the answer would be yes, sadly, there are, because there is nothing more frightening (or hilarious, right guys?? *HIGHFIVE*) than a woman with saggy breasts.

So, to kick things off, here we have a classy ensemble entitled "G-string Gina"


She's a saucy number, right? The thing I love most about that picture though is that it kinda looks like a cartoon frog - pasties for eyes, g-string for mouth. See it??


Here's another good one, extra style points for leaving the goatee intact!


It's funny because cheerleaders are usually SKINNY, guys! Get it?? OMGLOL!!

Yet again, Chad here opted to leave his beard intact for this tropical number:


I bet you already knew that this get-up was called "Anita Lei" didn't you?

Here's one of my favorites, "Droopers" the saggy beer & wing wench.


Oh, you silly old skank! You forgot your bra! Whoops! I bet she's embarassed.

The next two derive their hilarity from their titles, like so many of these adult costumes do.

"Anita Waxin"


And "Camille Toe"


Moving right along, we've come now to the scariest category of them all: OLD LADIES!

This "Groping Granny" outfit comes complete with support hose! Gotta love the attention to detail.


This "Trailer Park Mother-in-Law" ensemble is sure to scare any penis into fleeing the country.


Here's my personal worst nightmare: "The Crazy Cat Lady"


Come to think of it.. I did just adopt two kittens last weekend. And the other day I forgot to change out of my slippers when I walked down the block to pick up my sesame chicken at Lucky Dragon. Alone. SHIT!

Well, whatever. I've saved the best, and my personal favorite, for last. I was totally shocked when I saw this next costume for sale. Dave, I know you'll be with me on this.



You know that a single panel joke has reached its zenith when someone decides to turn it into a $40 foam costume.



And a television ad...

Fat Woman Lost Dog -

So, remember folks, when you see an old or overweight women on the street this week, don't run away screaming! It's just some Chad/Brad/Derek/douchebag in a costume, picking up a 30 rack on his way to Sigma Kappa Crappa or pre-gaming the costume contest at Banana Joe's.